I'm not a cat person--if my parents' calico could talk, she'd readily testify to all the ways me and my basset hounds have made her miserable over the past decade.
The Bad-Ass Librarians of Timbuktu and Their Race to Save the World's Most Precious Manusc
Arthur Freeman, Bibliotheca Fictiva: A Collection of Books & Manuscripts Relating to Literary Forgery, 400 BC-AD 2000. London: Bernard Quaritch Ltd, 2014. 
If ever there were a headline--or a book title--to entice bibliophiles, surely this is it.